| 10 | The Three Stooges are not available |
| 9 | Unlike Politicians, DR Bud Promises and Delivers |
| 8 | Reliable, Professional, Affordable, & Recommended |
| 7 | The Show is Visually Exciting and Original. |
| 6 | He continually keep the Crowd Laughing. |
| 5 | Most of his Volunteers have survived. |
| 4 | DR Bud's Retirement Fund needs a boost. |
| 3 | The event will be remembered for a long time. |
| 2 | DR Bud 's kids hope to go to clown college. |
| 1 | Everybody loves clowns |